My 'Puter
Crashed
My computer
crashed and died today
And I
thought, "Oh well. What the hey."
Now I'd
have time to clean my house
And see if
I still had a spouse. It started
out with weird frustrations
Combined
with mild heart palpitations.
And then my
ankles began to swell...
Withdrawal
symptoms from no AOL
Chills ran
up and down my spine.
Oh, God I
had to get on-line
To greet my
buds and check my mail.
I began to
feel helpless and frail.
Then I
remembered the Good Guy's Store
And all
those computers by the door.
I'd go
there and when alone
With no one
looking I'd sign-on.
I stepped
up to a computer, clicked on AOL.
The Sign-On
screen came up, man it sure looked swell.
I clicked
on the Guest name, then came the modem sound.
I was
having cold-sweats, as my heart began to pound.
Then I
typed my password, and the computer said, "Goodbye."
And that's
what I kept hearing each time that I would try.
This was
just an evil plot, the store was playing tricks.
If only
they had known how bad I need my 'puter fix.
I
...slowly... typed... my... password...
then...I...
stood....and...waited.
The darned
thing said , "Goodbye" again and I got real
frustrated.
That's when
I shoved the keyboard thru the monitor screen.
And the
last thing I remember is my loud shrieking scream. When I woke
I was handcuffed, being booked I think.
I asked the
data entry cop, if he'd get me a drink.
Now I'm
sitting in his chair, and I know I can get well.
If I can
just use his computer to sign on AOL.
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