Johnland
It's my world, I don't expect you to understand.
This is the beginning of my personal web page.
I suppose that I should start by telling you why I am wasting bandwidth
with this site. Well, the real reason is, I have nothing better to do!
Well, actually no, I have many more things to do with my time but I keep
being pestered by a friend of mine to put up some info so he can feature
my truck on his web site at least once! So that is what this is about.
I'll also try to be informative too! So, bare with me as I
attempt to construct a semi-informative and useful page.
********** DISCLAIMER **********
I am not responsible for your boredom. I will not have
any kinds of "Intro" pages nor time consuming animations. Pictures, yes.
Because pictures say 1000 words. I also do not like multicolored text and
cheesy multicolored backgrounds. Patterened backgrounds are acceptable
if used in moderation. I will also not delve into my personal life because
number one, it is none of your damn business and number two, it is as boring
as the day is long. I also find it annoying when other web authors find
it necessary to tell me every intricate little detail about themselves.
Yes, I will have a small bit about me for the very few people in the world
who actually care (I think the total is up to 6 now.) but nothing on the
scale of any kind of life story.
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Other sections:
Struck by Lightning!
Stuff About Me
2001 Lightning Specifications
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Contact me here:John's Email Address