TOP 10 REASONS TO VISIT
US IN THE FLESH
| 10. | Your Internet Service Provider is down for maintenance on Sunday morning. |
| 9. | You dig organ music. |
| 8. | Organ music makes you queasy (show up the second Sunday of the month for Praise Team). |
| 7. | Virtual chat rooms do have their limits. |
| 6. | You had a tough week. |
| 5. | You had a really tough week. |
| 4. | Even reruns of M*A*S*H are better than television worship and besides, that lady with the big hair really does bug you. |
| 3. | You've lost that lov' un feeling, ooh, that lov' un feeling. |
| 2. | Staring at stained glass after two double tall lattes really is a spiritual experience. |
| 1. | You are hungry to meet God. |